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Sunday, February 28, 2010
Jim Bunning Repeatedly Blocks Unemployment Benefits Extension, Tells Dem 'Tough Shit'
Are you uninsured? do you have a prexisting condition? are you on unemployment benefits? id your COBRA running out?
GOP says "Tough Shit" on the senate floor
And when Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.) begged him to drop his objection, Politico reports, Bunning replied: "Tough shit."
GOP says "Tough Shit" on the senate floor
And when Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.) begged him to drop his objection, Politico reports, Bunning replied: "Tough shit."
Rep. Clyburn: ‘I find it appalling’ that Rep. King would call the IRS terror attack ‘a noble happening.’
Babbin Jokes About Norquist - I'm Glad He Didn't Fly That Plane Into An IRS Building
'Family Guy' Actress Responds To Sarah Palin's Criticism
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/18/family-guy-actress-respon_n_468331.html
My name is Andrea Fay Friedman. I was born with Down syndrome. I played the role of Ellen on the "Extra Large Medium" episode of Family Guy that was broadcast on Valentine's day. Although they gave me red hair on the show, I am really a blonde. I also wore a red wig for my role in " Smudge" but I was a blonde in "Life Goes On". I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line "I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska" was very funny. I think the word is "sarcasm".
In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.
here is a very well worded response to Billo the clown by one of my friends..
Sent our guy, Bill O' an email on this one, bro...thought you might like it...it's also a lesson in satire, but most will miss that.
Papa Bear-
You're on the wrong side of this "Family Guy" issue...Sarah excused Rush for using the word "retarded" because it was "satire". Well, according to the young woman who voiced the character for the long-running Fox Network program--Her name is Andrea Fay Friedman.-- "I think the word is 'sarcasm'". Sarcasm is the cousin of satire, and it would appear, this "challenged" (her word) young lady is far more understanding of comedy, and capable of handling herself than you, Sarah, and those of your ilk would give her credit for, and that is where the true travesty lies. Shame on you both!... See More
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Your staff should have done some homework before they let you pick up this one, Papa Bear...One moment on the interweb's
...mahalo
My name is Andrea Fay Friedman. I was born with Down syndrome. I played the role of Ellen on the "Extra Large Medium" episode of Family Guy that was broadcast on Valentine's day. Although they gave me red hair on the show, I am really a blonde. I also wore a red wig for my role in " Smudge" but I was a blonde in "Life Goes On". I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line "I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska" was very funny. I think the word is "sarcasm".
In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.
here is a very well worded response to Billo the clown by one of my friends..
Sent our guy, Bill O' an email on this one, bro...thought you might like it...it's also a lesson in satire, but most will miss that.
Papa Bear-
You're on the wrong side of this "Family Guy" issue...Sarah excused Rush for using the word "retarded" because it was "satire". Well, according to the young woman who voiced the character for the long-running Fox Network program--Her name is Andrea Fay Friedman.-- "I think the word is 'sarcasm'". Sarcasm is the cousin of satire, and it would appear, this "challenged" (her word) young lady is far more understanding of comedy, and capable of handling herself than you, Sarah, and those of your ilk would give her credit for, and that is where the true travesty lies. Shame on you both!... See More
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Your staff should have done some homework before they let you pick up this one, Papa Bear...One moment on the interweb's
...mahalo
Friday, February 19, 2010
Did your federal income tax rate go up this year?
Has anyone else noticed their Federal Income Tax rate increasing since the start of this year?
Only 12 % of people noticed that Obama lower the taxes for 95% of Americas last year. Instead of doing tax rebate like bush did. (to get re-elected) He lowered the amount that was taken Out of ur paycheck every time u got paid.
If you think your taxes are going up now.. is because they are going back to the way they were before..
I think is fuk up that tax breaks for us have expired but Bush's tax cuts for the wealthy are still in effect. They won't expire till this year.( GOP wants to extend it. of course) After costing tax payers like you and me 1 trillion dollars..
Morale of the story.. if you want to pay less taxes.. if you want tax breaks.. you need to become extremely wealthy and make sure the GOP or DEMs are in charge. No way around it
http://www.alan.com/2010/02/13/95-of-americans-got-tax-cuts-12-know-it-tea-partiers-least-informed/
Only 12 % of people noticed that Obama lower the taxes for 95% of Americas last year. Instead of doing tax rebate like bush did. (to get re-elected) He lowered the amount that was taken Out of ur paycheck every time u got paid.
If you think your taxes are going up now.. is because they are going back to the way they were before..
I think is fuk up that tax breaks for us have expired but Bush's tax cuts for the wealthy are still in effect. They won't expire till this year.( GOP wants to extend it. of course) After costing tax payers like you and me 1 trillion dollars..
Morale of the story.. if you want to pay less taxes.. if you want tax breaks.. you need to become extremely wealthy and make sure the GOP or DEMs are in charge. No way around it
http://www.alan.com/2010/02/13/95-of-americans-got-tax-cuts-12-know-it-tea-partiers-least-informed/
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Glenn Beck tells you to get away from people who are calling for a revolution like Glenn beck and Sarah Palin
Looks like the recent cases of looney tunes Glenn Beck fans getting caught stockpiling weapons are getting to Beck. Now he is backing down on his so called "Revolution".. telling people to stay away from wingnuts.. like Glenn beck and Sarah Palin LOL
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/02/man_charged_for_stockpiling_weapons_was_tea_partie.php
Not too long ago i reported about this guy stockpiling weapons who was a huge believer of Glenn Beck's "Obama's National Security Force" conspiracy theory... even wrote pages and pages about it... on his tea party website..
Well the reason i think Glenny is backing down with his revolution propaganda today.. i believe is because Joseph Andrew Stack left a note that rant about everything Glenn Beck and his tea party crown talk about everyday. I'm going to call it.. this guy was a right wing extremist... or a tea party member.. whatever he is... glenn beck realizes that this guy smells too much like one of his fans.. he is trying to cover his ass.. too bad we have videos of him calling for a revolution... and he is partly responsible by this act of domestic terrorism.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Obama initiative for Healthier lunch options in school lunches
I found this post on Facebook and i wrote a little response that i think people who follow me should read in case you get one of this one liner talking points..
Obama just signed 10 billion dollars, yes 10 billion dollars to fight child obesity (to change schools lunch menus) seriously?! TIP- GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY AND "PLAYING" VIDEO GAMES DOESNT COUNT! BONUS TIP FROM ME- NO MCDONALDS! Anyone see a problem with 10 billion dollars on this cause?! Oh my people......
HERE IS MY RESPONSE
You guys are not thinking the big picture..
This one liner talking points you get from tv is whats wrong with America
However, what you guys fail to notice that it might be the parents fault that their kids eat junk food at home.. But who controls what they eat at school?..
you can pack a lunch for your kids.. you might have the time and the money to do it.. but what about the parents who can't afford this? kids who get most of their nutrition because of government subsidized meal plans? what about the parents who work 2 or 3 jobs to even get by? screw them? perfect example of i got mine so screw you
Why are my tax dollars going to feed kids unhealthy frozen and fat pack food?..
The question you should be asking.. why is the system set up to feed junk food to kids.. I tell you why.. because tax funded meals that you and me pay for are provided by INDEPENDENT for profit companies who realized that frozen fat pack food is cheaper and easier to make than healthier alternatives..
The thing you have to remember that this might not affect you.. since you might be a responsible parent who has the time and the money to control what you kid eats.. but you are still paying for a broken system.. you pay it through your tax dollars..
since your are practically paying for it.. wouldn't make sense to invest in making it better? prevent child obesity that in the end will cost you too.. since obese low income almost always end up in medicaid? shit that you pay for with your tax dollars..
so ask your self.. are you gonna pay for a healthier kid... or a fat guy on medicare with a long term disease like diabetes?
Obama just signed 10 billion dollars, yes 10 billion dollars to fight child obesity (to change schools lunch menus) seriously?! TIP- GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY AND "PLAYING" VIDEO GAMES DOESNT COUNT! BONUS TIP FROM ME- NO MCDONALDS! Anyone see a problem with 10 billion dollars on this cause?! Oh my people......
HERE IS MY RESPONSE
You guys are not thinking the big picture..
This one liner talking points you get from tv is whats wrong with America
However, what you guys fail to notice that it might be the parents fault that their kids eat junk food at home.. But who controls what they eat at school?..
you can pack a lunch for your kids.. you might have the time and the money to do it.. but what about the parents who can't afford this? kids who get most of their nutrition because of government subsidized meal plans? what about the parents who work 2 or 3 jobs to even get by? screw them? perfect example of i got mine so screw you
Why are my tax dollars going to feed kids unhealthy frozen and fat pack food?..
The question you should be asking.. why is the system set up to feed junk food to kids.. I tell you why.. because tax funded meals that you and me pay for are provided by INDEPENDENT for profit companies who realized that frozen fat pack food is cheaper and easier to make than healthier alternatives..
The thing you have to remember that this might not affect you.. since you might be a responsible parent who has the time and the money to control what you kid eats.. but you are still paying for a broken system.. you pay it through your tax dollars..
since your are practically paying for it.. wouldn't make sense to invest in making it better? prevent child obesity that in the end will cost you too.. since obese low income almost always end up in medicaid? shit that you pay for with your tax dollars..
so ask your self.. are you gonna pay for a healthier kid... or a fat guy on medicare with a long term disease like diabetes?
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Tom Tancredo wants to Impose Jim Crow laws
Not only Tom Tancredo just called everyone that voted for Obama a whole bunch of illiterate illegal imigrants who can't spell or speak English... He went as far as proposing the restablisment of Jim Crow laws that were abundant around the time before the Civil Rights movement at the height of Racism and ignorance in our country.
I'm gonna say it because Maddow didn't mention this.. The majority of people who voted for Obama Were white.. in Tancredo's head the majority is a bunch of illegals and african americans.. but the truth is that Obama won thanks to white voters.
However, if we were to do a literacy test and a civics test.. the Bast majority of the right wing base would FAIL... The stupid Tea party is too freaking stupid to reallise that a literacy test would wipe half of their Base... but what do you expect.. the same base thinks that the solution to the economy crisis is simplified in 3 steps
tax cut for the wealthy
drill baby drill
and dress up like teabagger drag queens and run around with misspelled signs
I'm gonna say it because Maddow didn't mention this.. The majority of people who voted for Obama Were white.. in Tancredo's head the majority is a bunch of illegals and african americans.. but the truth is that Obama won thanks to white voters.
However, if we were to do a literacy test and a civics test.. the Bast majority of the right wing base would FAIL... The stupid Tea party is too freaking stupid to reallise that a literacy test would wipe half of their Base... but what do you expect.. the same base thinks that the solution to the economy crisis is simplified in 3 steps
tax cut for the wealthy
drill baby drill
and dress up like teabagger drag queens and run around with misspelled signs
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Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Holly stupidity Batman.. The Teabaggers airing out their thoughts
Teabaggers at their best.. gotta love it
American Airlines Sucks and flies me in a broken plane but at least i didnt get a federal Warning for asking for OJ
Over The Weekend I had a horrible Experience with American Airlines.. On my connecting flight from Miami to Jamaica i was literally scared for my life.
The American Airlines flight power on the plane went totally off for about 1 minute.. not even the emergency lights were on right on the runway. Minutes about to fly the plane looses all of it's power is not a normal thing. So what does American Airlines do? turn the flight around... get it checked out? give us a different plane?
Nope the pilot comes on and says.. Well it looks like this is an older plane and stuff like this happens.. I was very scared.. what if this happens in the middle of the flight? the plane would go down like a stone. Before anyone can say anything the plane accelerates and takes off. After a tense 35 40 minutes.. i started to calm down.
The pilot once Again gets on the speaker phone.. Remember we are mid flight in the middle of the ocean. Then he says the worse thing you can hear in the middle of the ocean. "Looks like our plane is not good after all. we are having some issues with one of the doors and the landing gear. I dont feel safe taking the flight all the way to Jamaica. So we are turning around."
Half way to Jamaica the flight turns around and looks like my all inclusive Vacation in Sandals is gonna be delayed infinitely. All inclusive food and top shelve liquor waiting for us in Jamaica and now thanks to American Airlines We are stock in a "broken" plane.
Once back In Miami the plane drives around till they get the plane "Checked out". Pilot once again gets on the speaker and says looks like this plane is not good to fly. This is After we were halfway to Jamaica and in the middle of the ocean. Well great. we just get a different plane and we be there in no time right?
WRONG!!. We had to wait about 20 minutes waiting for a gate to open up... Ohh to put more insult to the injury the flight attendant says "We don't serve Food in the next flight so we suggest you get some food while you wait" Thanks asshole for the tip. I could of been eating file Mignon in Jamaica in a 5 star diamond restaurant but now i have to eat a 5 dollar hot dog.
Now they had to search for another plane and hopefully get us there in a reasonable time.. Hours later they find one. they put us in the plane, but they forget the luggage so we sit in the plane for another 25 minutes.. tired and totally pissed off at the delay they announce you get a free cocktail because the hours of delay.. Thanks asshole.. we will land in the dark and after dinner time.. I already paid for a full day for sandals and i will not be able to enjoy any of the stuff i paid for. Hundreds of dollars down the drain and you gonna give me a 2 dollar cocktail? thanks but no thanks. asshole
How about you abide to flight regulations and check your planes for malfunctions like you suppose to.. instead of finding out that the plane is broken half way trough an international flight. Delay my flight hours and hours and waste my hard earned money and delay my already paid for vacation!! Grab your 2 Dollar Cocktail American Airlines and Shove it up your ASS!!
This is my second time flying with American Airlines.. last time they lost my wife's luggage in Saint Lucia. This time you risk my life and put me in a broken Plane.. and you think the nightmare ends there? nope.. On our flight back home out of Miami.. on our last flight home.. We refused to check any bags because you lost our luggage once... So we only take Carry ons from now on.. So what do you do? You put an asshole who after 3 flights.. decides that my wife's luggage is now all of the sudden oversized. it wasn't oversized 3 flights ago.. but is now? how convenient.. he made her put it in the measure for carry on.. Which it fitted with no problems.. but he argues you had to force it in.. so u have to check it in.. Great
SO what happens. when we land? the luggage is delayed and extra 40 minutes..for some unknown reason.. so now our ride has to circle around over and over and over for 30 minutes.. thank you American Airlines for the horrible Experience
Looking back at least i didnt get a Federal Warning for asking for some OJ like this poor man did. This guy asked for some orange juice and the flight attendant flipped out on him.. she went as far as giving him a federal warning. Which could get him arrested. Luckily he had many witnesses to argue his side once the plane landed
here is my twitt updates of my horrible experience with American Airlines
The American Airlines flight power on the plane went totally off for about 1 minute.. not even the emergency lights were on right on the runway. Minutes about to fly the plane looses all of it's power is not a normal thing. So what does American Airlines do? turn the flight around... get it checked out? give us a different plane?
Nope the pilot comes on and says.. Well it looks like this is an older plane and stuff like this happens.. I was very scared.. what if this happens in the middle of the flight? the plane would go down like a stone. Before anyone can say anything the plane accelerates and takes off. After a tense 35 40 minutes.. i started to calm down.
The pilot once Again gets on the speaker phone.. Remember we are mid flight in the middle of the ocean. Then he says the worse thing you can hear in the middle of the ocean. "Looks like our plane is not good after all. we are having some issues with one of the doors and the landing gear. I dont feel safe taking the flight all the way to Jamaica. So we are turning around."
Half way to Jamaica the flight turns around and looks like my all inclusive Vacation in Sandals is gonna be delayed infinitely. All inclusive food and top shelve liquor waiting for us in Jamaica and now thanks to American Airlines We are stock in a "broken" plane.
Once back In Miami the plane drives around till they get the plane "Checked out". Pilot once again gets on the speaker and says looks like this plane is not good to fly. This is After we were halfway to Jamaica and in the middle of the ocean. Well great. we just get a different plane and we be there in no time right?
WRONG!!. We had to wait about 20 minutes waiting for a gate to open up... Ohh to put more insult to the injury the flight attendant says "We don't serve Food in the next flight so we suggest you get some food while you wait" Thanks asshole for the tip. I could of been eating file Mignon in Jamaica in a 5 star diamond restaurant but now i have to eat a 5 dollar hot dog.
Now they had to search for another plane and hopefully get us there in a reasonable time.. Hours later they find one. they put us in the plane, but they forget the luggage so we sit in the plane for another 25 minutes.. tired and totally pissed off at the delay they announce you get a free cocktail because the hours of delay.. Thanks asshole.. we will land in the dark and after dinner time.. I already paid for a full day for sandals and i will not be able to enjoy any of the stuff i paid for. Hundreds of dollars down the drain and you gonna give me a 2 dollar cocktail? thanks but no thanks. asshole
How about you abide to flight regulations and check your planes for malfunctions like you suppose to.. instead of finding out that the plane is broken half way trough an international flight. Delay my flight hours and hours and waste my hard earned money and delay my already paid for vacation!! Grab your 2 Dollar Cocktail American Airlines and Shove it up your ASS!!
This is my second time flying with American Airlines.. last time they lost my wife's luggage in Saint Lucia. This time you risk my life and put me in a broken Plane.. and you think the nightmare ends there? nope.. On our flight back home out of Miami.. on our last flight home.. We refused to check any bags because you lost our luggage once... So we only take Carry ons from now on.. So what do you do? You put an asshole who after 3 flights.. decides that my wife's luggage is now all of the sudden oversized. it wasn't oversized 3 flights ago.. but is now? how convenient.. he made her put it in the measure for carry on.. Which it fitted with no problems.. but he argues you had to force it in.. so u have to check it in.. Great
SO what happens. when we land? the luggage is delayed and extra 40 minutes..for some unknown reason.. so now our ride has to circle around over and over and over for 30 minutes.. thank you American Airlines for the horrible Experience
Looking back at least i didnt get a Federal Warning for asking for some OJ like this poor man did. This guy asked for some orange juice and the flight attendant flipped out on him.. she went as far as giving him a federal warning. Which could get him arrested. Luckily he had many witnesses to argue his side once the plane landed
here is my twitt updates of my horrible experience with American Airlines
- RightWingTurds Wow looks like i wasn't the only one who had a horrible experience with American Airlines i didnt get a federal warning http://bit.ly/7BFt96
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RightWingTurds American airlines made me check in a bag because it's oversized it was oversized 3 flights in a row weird #Americanairlinessuck
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Dasani_01 @RightWingTurds That is terrible. I hope they get you moving and heading to your destination sooner then later!
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mklprc . @RightWingTurds American Airlines is like American cheese. And for the same reason.
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suzi527 @RightWingTurds SCARY!! Glad you are ok! Where ya going? Somewhere fun I hope?
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mfpdx @RightWingTurds Jealous :)! Have a great time!
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Monday, November 9, 2009
Murdoch: Glenn Beck Was ‘Right’ To Say Obama Is ‘A Racist’ With ‘A Deep-Seated Hatred For White People’
SPEERS: The Glenn Beck, who you mentioned, has called Barack Obama a racist and he helped organize a protest against him. Others on Fox have likened him to Stalin. Is that defensible?
MURDOCH: No, no, no, not Stalin, I don’t think. I don’t know who that, not one of our people. On the racist thing, that caused a grilling. But he did make a very racist comment. Ahhh…about, you know, blacks and whites and so on, and which he said in his campaign he would be completely above. And um, that was something which perhaps shouldn’t have been said about the President, but if you actually assess what he was talking about, he was right.
i look forward to boycott everything Murdoch.. looks like Glenn Beck gets his talking points from this asshole
MURDOCH: No, no, no, not Stalin, I don’t think. I don’t know who that, not one of our people. On the racist thing, that caused a grilling. But he did make a very racist comment. Ahhh…about, you know, blacks and whites and so on, and which he said in his campaign he would be completely above. And um, that was something which perhaps shouldn’t have been said about the President, but if you actually assess what he was talking about, he was right.
i look forward to boycott everything Murdoch.. looks like Glenn Beck gets his talking points from this asshole
Armey’s View Of Americans With Pre-Existing Conditions: Someone Who ‘Eats Like A Pig’ And Has Diabetes
These commets are a spit on the face to everyone who has been kicked out of their insurance for pre existing conditions like domestic violence. birth defects, hereditary disceases etc etc..
this asshole is going to hell and will burn for all eternity.. i'm not even a very religios person.. but i really hope hell does exist for people like these
this asshole is going to hell and will burn for all eternity.. i'm not even a very religios person.. but i really hope hell does exist for people like these
Saturday, November 7, 2009
GOP doesn't have any respect for Woman specially Cogress women
Damm i'm a man... my mother told me to respect women.. they are our equal. if my mother was in this meeting she would be hitting every asshole in this video over the head. You Respect a woman and you respect her even more when she is a congress woman..
damm this one really got me mad
damm this one really got me mad
Friday, October 30, 2009
NEW WE WON so now FUCK OFF sticker
i wanted to express how i feel about teabaggers, glenn beck, fox news and every other asshole who wants this administration and the country to FAIL.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
You have been Given the Turd Award
Some People go beyond being an Ass.. a Teabagger or a racist asshole.. for those we have created the Golden Turd Award.. Please add his Twitter name to the Comment Section and see if anyone else has nominated this Turd Before
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Nathan Deal GOP Asshole says "ghetto grandmothers" who don't have birth certificates to get healthcare
At a Saturday 10/3/09 breakfast of the Cherokee County GOP, U.S. Rep. Nathan Deal makes a reference to "ghetto grandmothers" who don't have birth certificates. FUCKING GOP ASSHOLE!!
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Rep. Weiner Takes On Betsy McCaughey: You Would ‘Take Away 100% Of Medicare For People 65 To 70′
I watched the interview on The daily show and he couldn't deal with this crazy lunatic.. because she keeps calling people sexist.. she uses her being a female against journalist as a weapon. She gets her lies out in tv and when u don't let her she recourse to name calling.
Thank god this guy put her in her place.. we need journalist with more balls like this guy.. I'm sick of MSNBC and CNN letting them use their shows as propaganda outlets... if they want to lie and spill their ignorance.. they need to go to FOX and stay in FOX
I would love to see her being interviewed in Rachel Maddow.. but then again she prob will still use the female card too
thanks
http://wonkroom.thinkprogress.org/2009/10/06/mccaughey-weiner/comment-page-1/#comment-158719
Thank god this guy put her in her place.. we need journalist with more balls like this guy.. I'm sick of MSNBC and CNN letting them use their shows as propaganda outlets... if they want to lie and spill their ignorance.. they need to go to FOX and stay in FOX
I would love to see her being interviewed in Rachel Maddow.. but then again she prob will still use the female card too
thanks
http://wonkroom.thinkprogress.org/2009/10/06/mccaughey-weiner/comment-page-1/#comment-158719
Monday, October 5, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Glenn Beck Tweets a very racist tweet but deletes it. Does anywebsite has back ups?
Screen shot taken Thursday, September 10, 2009 5:23 PM
I Followed Glenn Beck for a little while till i got sick of his tweets. However, in the time i followed him he started this whole Acorn Nonsense. So when i saw this tweet i thought this guy claims he is not racist? this is so full of racism is ridiculos..
i took a screenshot and forgot about it.. then today i saw it and decided to look at his tweets and see if he deleted it.. yupp.. that tweet is definitely gone.. so i'm posting for you guys to see in case you missed it
here is the deal.. is there anyway to back trace his tweets... i'm sure there are plety of tweets like this from him.. can anyone help me out and unearth the truth about this racist SOB
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