This one is my favorite.. as you might remember Republican (R) Joe Barton Apologized to BP at the congressional hearing.. now BP and petroleum companies are funneling millions to GOP election pockets... because once in power (R) Joe Barton will be in charge of energy policies.. BP dont worry the GOP got ur back
Or if you are latino like me.. you can walk around being your self.. because thanks to the republicans.. Being a Latino, Minority, Muslim, Asian, Poor, unemployed.. Mexican makes you a very scary scary person and thats why "you should vote republican"
fuck that.. vote DEMOCRAT all the way
One last one.. Rick Scott.. the costume that should been.. all u need is a prison outfit and a rubber ball head thingy